Ethan was tooting at the dinner table one night so Steve instucted him to either go to the bathroom or step in the other room before he needed to toot again. Ethan said "I don't have time, it just wants to come out right now!", to which Steve replied; "Then just hold it!". A look of panic swept Ethan's face as he exclaimed "But I can't hold it! It just slips right through my fingers!".
-Queen Elizabeth 1, after she saw Sir Edmund for the first time since he had banished himself from her court (out of humiliation) seven years prior, for accidentally passing gas while bending to kneel before her.
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Very nice! Did you do a family photo too?
I really like the last one with the sun shining!
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