Where Ethan gets his protein

Ethan said "Look mom, a bug!" I said "Hold on, I'll get it."

He Said "No, I don't want you to get it". So I didn't, figuring he

wanted to look at it or something. A few minutes later I heard

(in a somewhat quieter voice) "I ate it". "WHAT?!!" "I ate

the bug". "You put it in your mouth??" "Yes". "Well, spit it out". "I can't,

it went down the drain". "What drain?" "The drain of my mouth".

(His throat)